BREXIT SAD TALE
Gran Bretagna, NON ISOLARTI!
Prezzo indicativo di una bottiglia d’acqua:
Francia 2-4 €,
Germania 1-2 €,
Italia 1 €,
Gran Bretagna 1… STERLINA.
…Già si sentiva la puzza di bruciato, ma è stato grazie all’aiuto di Theresa MFK May che l’attuale scenario mi è risultato immediatamente più chiaro.
Sì, è tutto vero. Gli elfi lasciano la Terra di Mezzo.
La BREXIT ha vinto,
e pertanto il Regno Unito ha cominciato a fare i bagagli.
Obbiettivamente non so se siano più terrificanti i motivi xenofobi e depistanti del referendum, il risultato del suddetto, o il giorno dopo, quando Google ha reso noto che la domanda più digitata dai neo-secessionisti dopo l’esito era «What is the EU?» («Che cos’è l’UE?»), oppure «What happens if we leave the EU?» («Che succede se lasciamo l’UE?»).
THE CAT IS THE TABLE.
Comunque sia, è fatta: il 51.9% dei votanti ha determinato la chiusura definitiva dell’isola verso il Vecchio Continente, la fuga a gambe levate dell’ormai ex-premier Cameron su Pandora di Avatar e, non meno importante, un alone di sconforto per quelli che ancora credevano in un’Europa Unita.
… … …
NO, MA SI PUO’ ? ! ♠ # * ¡ ♣ %
Qualcosa sembra essersi ristretto nella mentalità della “Grande Bretagna”; infatti, nonostante Le sia stato concesso di mangiare risorse a sua discrezione per ben 43 ANNI, la Regina della Scacchiera ha elegantemente fatto notare che nell’Unione sono Sì in gioco le vite di molte persone, ma che dopotutto non era la sua partita -Sorry!–
E certo! Chi non la vorrebbe la botte piena e la Merkel ubriaca!?
No, ‘spetta… Questa mi è uscita male.
Insomma, alla fine eccoci qui:
Sindrome d’abbandono… Paranoie d’oltre manica…
La prassi è assodata ormai.
Prima arriva il Rifiuto:
«FIGURATI SE SE NE VA!»,
poi la Rabbia:
«‘FANCULO, IO NON STUDIO PIU’ INGLESE.»,
«BEH… E SE CAMBIASSIMO IL SENSO DI MARCIA?!»,
«SIAMO SOLO POVERI BABBANI…»
e, per finire, l’Accettazione:
«CHE DIO T’ASSISTA! O, COME DIREBBERO LORO, “WHAT GOD TAXYDRIVER!”».
Fatto sta che Westminster ha deciso; il capitano lascia la nave che affonda e non c’è “V per Vendetta” che possa riequilibrare la situazione.
Fortunatamente, non tutti i britannici sono entusiasti della vecchia e cara Inghilterra, e sulle maldicenze e grida al complotto aleggia ancora la speranza in una Nazione che si liberi dai facili populismi e che si dimostri matura abbastanza da risolvere i problemi insieme, come già sarebbe dovuto accadere, ritrovando la via di casa.
Goodbye dalla vostra
-God Save The Queen and Mr. Bean-
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Britain has a ‘completely different reading’ of the Brexit situation compared to Brussels and ‘has no idea how Brussels works.
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(Here you can find the transtation)
Guard_ Yes, Milady, where to?
T. May_ Let’s go IN-GLAND!!
Bond_ This stirred drink makes Bond really shaken!
Robin_ Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah! This is the Spirit!
Mary_ Come on, Dr.Jeckill, don’t do this! Where the heck’s my tissues?!?
Mr.Hide_ We’re …… going ….. Bleaaaahh!!! ….. home!
Holmes_ You just need a little rest, Sir, it’s elementary…
Wallace_ Elementary a bunch of bull! I shall never again return to that island with all of you!
Alice_ An island??
Peter_ Right! So many Lost Boys over there!
Harry_ But Merlin! I don’t want to end up in Slytherin!
Merlin_ Shut up! Wart…
Mr. Bean_ (Some as above)
The Ripper_ The dog is sad because they held his owner at the border! Turns out that he is Romanian.
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We’re leaving alone,
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